Κυριακή, 29 Αυγούστου 2010

cypriots aboard!

Me aformi ena polla wraio post tis Drakounas (to TEST) pou eida to blog tis apofasisa na pw k egw to pono mou!

O KIPAIOS PANW STO AEROPLANO!
prwta apo ola na tonisw oti ennen oulloi oi idioi! exei e3aireseis! alla opws kai se ka8e kanona oi e3aireseis einai liges distixws...
einai aerosinodos...to epaggelma tou kalokairiou! meanning oti olo to kalokairi pou o kosmos paei diakopes k erxetai egw doulefkw!pernw tous kai fernw tous! adeia g summer holidays g emena einai agnwstes le3eis!
en lalw en douleia me ta tixera tis! parapono en exw! tis wres pou en doulefkw pernw telia! douleia xwris routina kai me kalo mis8o!
ALLA ekeines oi wres panw sto aeroplano...ekeines oi apories! ekeines oi e3ipnades!
oi periptwseis ametrites! prwta apo ola pianeis ti lista twn epivatwn kai 8wreis an exei kipraious panw kai posotita! we know oti erxeste! we are prepared!
1! zitoumen sas ta pasa sas mwlis mpeite...inta mou laleis pou pou ka8esai!? exei chance na 8imoumai 150 epivates?! en g na dw oti eisai sto swsto aeroplano pou to 8elw! en k fantazomai na 8eleis na katali3eis sti Jeddah ennen!? (eides!? en 3ereis kan ti en touto! skeftou na paeis!)

2! kame topo tou kosmou na perasei...stekesai me tin anesi sou k kofkeis to diadromo! ama viazesai na paeis help us k lion!

3! 3eroumen oti 3ereis ta oulla! alla g na stekoumai jiame na sou deignw pou en oi e3odoi kindinou exei point! statistika erevnes edei3an oti panw sto paniko o kosmos tinei na fevgei apo tis e3odous pou mpike! 8eleis na exeis porta pisw sou kai na vouras 50 metra mprosta!? en 8a prolaveis gkarantti...

4! no one likes a wise guy...eipes tin pellara sou stin aerodinodo...ekames ton pashiama sou me tous parees sou...egines pale 5 xronwn...ok!? eperase sou?!

5! ok kriwneis katalavainw! en aeroplano k egw kriwnw! men to kamneis mesanatoliko! esy mporeis na valeis kati poupanw!! zita mian kouverta! an den sou dwkoun piae pou monos sou...you are allowed!

6! ta koumpou8kia en jiame g praktikous logous...tsilas to mia fora kati 8eleis...we know...an arkisoumen k ligo..give as a break!!! skeftou to san missed call sto mobile...en to eida ekeino to defterolepto...dwsmou allo dkio tria...mporei na eimai toilet...an to xtipiseis dkio treis sinexomenes simainei oti o diplanos sou epa8e kardiaki... i exei fw8kia... i 8wreis to superman pou to para8iro...se toutes tis treis TRUST ME en na vourisw!

7! to fai ennan enei! 8eleis kati allo paraggeile tou pou prin! oulloi ginountai mou vegetarians panw sto aeroplano. en o aeras? DEN EINAI STEAK HOUSE na exoume menu...sorry

8! kamneis mia ptisi...athina g paradeigma! mia anamisi wra me to zori! an isoun spiti sou mesa se anamisi wra poso nero itan na pieis!? gt otan eisai panw sto aeroplano you drink like there is no tomorrow?!? vouras opws ton pello na saseis to bar k tanka tounkou ta koudounou8kia...WE ARE COMMING ANYWAY!!

9! oi ka8isteriseis ka8isteroun me k emena...makari na mporousa na tis apofigw kai den 8a imoun ekei! its not up to us..

10! ouffou ekourastika gt en polla!!!!!!

11! teleftaio! NOMIKA eimaste kalimmenoi g ti xrisi tou diadromou! meanning oti an xtipisoume po8kia xerka ktl...en to 8eloume...ALLA!!!YOU are in OUR way! exei nomo pou to katoxirwnei! nai nai! k egw sokaristika otan to ema8a! MAZEFTEITE giati k na 8elete na kamete minisi...kanena free ticket something pou touto en pianete tpt! apla en exoume wra na sas to e3igisoume during flight...oute to vivlio na sas to dei3oume! an koimaste k sas xtipisoume XILIA SIGNWMI alitheia...3erw oti en ponos polys...en vareta ta trolley pou travoume k sixna exoun noun diko tous!

12! pas tin ntouzina enista3a! alla exw polla na pw akoma! eimai sigouri oti an ta3idepsate estw mia fora ena pou touta toulaxiston eidete to! just think what happens on every single flight with 150 minimun passengers!

so...thanks se oles tis e3aireseis pou einai ipomonetikes...katanooun kai katalavainoun!!